Aug 28, 2019 · Tim Vine, best-known for his his role on Not Going Out from 2006 to 2014, is a quick-witted connoisseur of comedy who often appears on best jokes lists that follow in the wake of festivals around...

Sep 20, 2017 · COMEDIAN Tim Vine, much loved for his stand-up shows and BBC1 sitcom Not Going Out, is coming to the Assembly Hall in Tunbridge Wells next month. Ahead of his performance on May 9, we have complied a list of the best Tim Vine jokes.

"Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.'" "So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'" "So I rang up my local ...

Discover Tim Vine famous and rare quotes. Share funny quotes by Tim Vine and quotations about writing and house. "Now you know those trick candles that you..."

Some Tim Vine jokes... "I tell you what makes my blood boil..... Crematoriums." "People with guns who say give me your money... you gotta hand it to them." "So I went to my local department store and said I cant decide whether to buy this bed or not. He said do you want to sleep on it? I said of course I do." "I refuse...

— Tim Vine, 50 of Tim Vine’s most ingenious jokes and one-liners Tagged: Jokes , Puns “I went down my local ice-cream shop and said, ‘I want to buy an ice cream.’

Feb 3, 2014 · Tim Vine is a British comedian well-known for his funny one-liners. They’re often very cheesy and firmly in the ‘dad jokes’ category! But even if you consider them bad jokes they’re the type that are hard not to laugh at. Here are some Tim Vine jokes from stand-up-routines:

Mar 12, 2011 · Tim Vine is an English actor, writer, TV host and hilarious stand-up comedian, his stand-up act mainly consists of quick-fire one-line ‘groaner’ jokes and word play. He won the funniest joke of the year at the Edinburgh Fringe in 2010.

Aug 29, 2019 · 15 jokes in 97 seconds from Tim Vine Everything from pixies and priests to Wembley Stadium.

42 funny quotes, stand-up comedy jokes, sayings and citations by comedian Tim Vine. 2 Tim Vine videos