Oct 31, 2019 · 'Ted' movie quotes (with video clips) include some of the funniest lines from this 2012 raunchy comedy movie starring Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett, a man ...

Oct 11, 2021 · Unsurprisingly for the first movie from the creator of Family Guy, Ted is filled with hilarious lines that fans have been quoting since the anthropomorphic toy burst onto screens in the summer of 2012. “Hello, 911? I Need The Police Right …

Sep 18, 2024 · 86 "Ted Lasso" Lines That Might Make You Laugh, Cry, Or Do Both Simultaneously. Ted's vocal hatred of tea is the funniest thing about him.

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Jun 18, 2023 · Funny and Unforgettable Quotes from 'Ted' "Hello, 911? I need the police right away! This guy took my Teddy bear! Hello?" — John Bennett. "Nothing is as powerful as a young boy's wish... Except for an Apache helicopter." — The Narrator.

Oct 12, 2024 · Step back in time for 30 excellent Bill and Ted quotes and lines from the original cult classic film Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. These lines are most outstanding.

Ted: [Ted and Tami-Lynn grunting and moaning] Stick your finger in the loop of my tag! Frank: You had sexual intercourse with a co-worker on top of the produce that we sell to the public. Ted: I fucked her with a parsnip last week. And a sold the parsnip to a family with four small children. Frank: That took guts. We need guts. I'm promoting you.

Mar 20, 2024 · Explore the funniest and most memorable quotes from the movie Ted. Laugh along with Seth MacFarlane's vulgar and hilarious teddy bear as he takes on life's adventures with his best friend, John. Find out which lines have become …

Jan 12, 2024 · Seth MacFarlane's new Ted prequel series is full of hilarious, memorable lines, both from Ted himself and from the rest of the Bennett family.

Oct 11, 2021 · While Ted 2 wasn’t the monster success that its predecessor was, it was still a welcome return to the talking teddy bear with plenty of laugh-out-loud moments. “I Think I Wanna Sleep On A Bed Made Of Your Voice.” - Ted.