“All right, nobody move! I’ve got a dragon and I’m not afraid to use it! I’m a donkey on the edge!” –Donkey from "Shrek" When are excuses such as “When I get my own guys in ...

And while I’m at it, I’d like to say to her that I really ... a stale pop tart and a groggy search for the car keys. “You’re a donkey on the edge,” a friend said to me last night ...