the above description of up-front bliss is a rare and totally non-existent possibility with the Neanderthal-like attitude and physical disregard found in today’s mosh pits. I’m not going to say I hadn ...

Of course, at metal shows, it’s probably not quite as safe, given how quickly things can get slapped off your face in a mosh pit (as a dude with glasses, I can relate), but it sounds like it’s worth ...