GREG KELLY (HOST): I am a little bit fearful ... Now it gets you a number one speaking spot in the Democrat Party. Keep going. KELLY: The family would be confused because the family would know ...

GREG KELLY (HOST): Remember this ... mature people in America of both parties. They would agree on something like that 10 years ago, 20 years ago. Now, this is a crazy statement.

GREG KELLY (HOST): Alright ... The culture of deception, these political animals. They're supposed to be fighting men. They're not. They're careerists, and they're out for a buck.

GREG KELLY (HOST): And that brings me to Pete Hegseth ... Pete Hegseth was conferring with President Trump at Trump Tower about a high level political appointments, maybe even as secretary ...

GREG KELLY (HOST): Let's go through some of the highlights from today. Let's see here. Marco Rubio will be the next secretary of state, pending confirmation. Pete Hegseth — secretary of defense ...

GREG KELLY (HOST): Alright ... is a form of satire based on a mix-up between environmental issues and political commentary. It plays on the fact that there is a massive garbage patch in the ...