So for that reason, and because we are (rightfully) not allowed to give you drugs, these jokes are the medicine we’re offering. Doctor: “There’s good news and bad news. The bad news is ...

"'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm depressed'. Well, he said, 'whenever I'm depressed I cheer myself up by going to see the funniest comedian that there is, Stewart Lee'. I said, 'I am Stewart Lee'. He ...