Narrator: Look at that beard. The density. The thickness. It's what a beard is supposed to be! Not this. This is my beard, if you even want to call it a beard. This footage was taken after I let ...

‘Please see attached photos of a bad beard of a work colleague, Neil McComiskey,’ says Chris Wright, at Marconi. ‘It’s much more ginger in real life than it appears in the photo. His ...